Sometimes in life you are tempted (well if you are not a nice person) to say these things...and I'm far from nice (ehehhe) and I do get these urge to say things like these...(I was browsing through forwarded mails -trying to find inspiration there- and I found this)...
It's actually about stuff that you would say when you're stressed...but some of them are suitable when you're p****d off..eheh (Oh..at the moment of writing...I AM NOT P****D OFF..i'm just bored..) After all sharing is caring! (Green Italic words are my comments..ehehe)
"Okay, okay! I take it back. Unf*ck you!!!"
hehehe...
"You say I'm a b*tch like it's a bad thing?!"
This doesn't apply to me..hehe
"How many times do I have to flush before you go away?"
Cool!
"Well this day was a total waste of make-up"
Again this doesn't apply to me
"Well aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine?"
Yatah, what's wrong with a lil bit of sunshine everyday, even better a whole sun!
"Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after."
Yeah! I can't be bothered! Go wreck somebody else's life
"Do I look like a f*cking people person!"
sometimes i do feel i am not a people person
"This isn't an office. It's HELL with fluorescent lighting"
no comment
"I started out with nothing still have most of it left"
mainly when i'm frustrated and extremely unsatisfied with my own work and someone comes up to me and say something like..."ah...you did all you could"
"I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me"
no comment...i'm paid to study!
"YOU!!... off my planet!!!"
YOU!! Get out of my life...stop breathing my air..
"Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble plastic is cheap. You choose"
hahahaha...
"Practice random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control"
hahahah...
"Errors have been made. Others will be blamed"
UNFAIR!
"And your cry-baby, whiny-assed opinion would be.....?"
...you suck!
"I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years."
talking about grumpiness! 30 years! You're older than me!
"Sarcasm is just one more service I offer."
and it's not inclusive of tax
"Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed"
YUP...YOU MISSED IT BY TWO PLANETS
"Do they ever shut up on your planet?"
Do they have ears on your planet?
"I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable"
ehehhe...
"Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet"
stressed!?
"Back off!! You're standing in my aura."
I LIKE THIS ONE...yeah...YOUR AURA IS AS BLACK AS DEATH...
"Don't worry. I forgot your name too."
hehehe
"I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?"
yeah...it's not that wrong, I'm just getting even
"I work 45 hours a week to be this poor."
ehehhe...
"Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it."
at least i don't smell like you...
"Not all men are annoying. Some are dead."
It wouldn't be right for me to trash the other gender :D hehehe
"Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality"
I can't imagine you with personality...they just bounce off you...I think you scare them away
"Chaos, panic and disorder . . . my work here is done."
heehhehe
"Ambivalent? Well yes and no."
Maybe?
"You look like sh*t. Is that the style now?"
It's just you!
"Earth is full. Go home."
yea! go home!
"Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?"
and probably i keep away from you supersize ego!
"I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert."
ehhehe
Well...my favourite one is the one about the aura!
"Back off!! You're standing in my aura."


It's actually about stuff that you would say when you're stressed...but some of them are suitable when you're p****d off..eheh (Oh..at the moment of writing...I AM NOT P****D OFF..i'm just bored..) After all sharing is caring! (Green Italic words are my comments..ehehe)
"Okay, okay! I take it back. Unf*ck you!!!"
hehehe...
"You say I'm a b*tch like it's a bad thing?!"
This doesn't apply to me..hehe
"How many times do I have to flush before you go away?"
Cool!
"Well this day was a total waste of make-up"
Again this doesn't apply to me
"Well aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine?"
Yatah, what's wrong with a lil bit of sunshine everyday, even better a whole sun!
"Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after."
Yeah! I can't be bothered! Go wreck somebody else's life
"Do I look like a f*cking people person!"
sometimes i do feel i am not a people person
"This isn't an office. It's HELL with fluorescent lighting"
no comment
"I started out with nothing still have most of it left"
mainly when i'm frustrated and extremely unsatisfied with my own work and someone comes up to me and say something like..."ah...you did all you could"
"I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me"
no comment...i'm paid to study!
"YOU!!... off my planet!!!"
YOU!! Get out of my life...stop breathing my air..
"Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble plastic is cheap. You choose"
hahahaha...
"Practice random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control"
hahahah...
"Errors have been made. Others will be blamed"
UNFAIR!
"And your cry-baby, whiny-assed opinion would be.....?"
...you suck!
"I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years."
talking about grumpiness! 30 years! You're older than me!
"Sarcasm is just one more service I offer."
and it's not inclusive of tax
"Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed"
YUP...YOU MISSED IT BY TWO PLANETS
"Do they ever shut up on your planet?"
Do they have ears on your planet?
"I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable"
ehehhe...
"Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet"
stressed!?
"Back off!! You're standing in my aura."
I LIKE THIS ONE...yeah...YOUR AURA IS AS BLACK AS DEATH...
"Don't worry. I forgot your name too."
hehehe
"I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?"
yeah...it's not that wrong, I'm just getting even
"I work 45 hours a week to be this poor."
ehehhe...
"Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it."
at least i don't smell like you...
"Not all men are annoying. Some are dead."
It wouldn't be right for me to trash the other gender :D hehehe
"Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality"
I can't imagine you with personality...they just bounce off you...I think you scare them away
"Chaos, panic and disorder . . . my work here is done."
heehhehe
"Ambivalent? Well yes and no."
Maybe?
"You look like sh*t. Is that the style now?"
It's just you!
"Earth is full. Go home."
yea! go home!
"Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?"
and probably i keep away from you supersize ego!
"I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert."
ehhehe
Well...my favourite one is the one about the aura!
"Back off!! You're standing in my aura."

















